Monday, September 19, 2011
I don't want to name names, but Meredith is the most recent non-user of my provided washcloth.
When I saw it this morning, I thought, "What? Again?" My houseguests don't seem to use washcloths. Who doesn't use a washcloth?
My houseguests, for one. I thought everybody used a washcloth. I wonder if I'm in the washcloth-using minority or something. I do not have some hangup about using my hand on my own body (Wow, that's not quite what I meant) but you non-washcloth users -- don't you miss the added tool of the washcloth to get clean?
So do me a favor. Humor me. If you're my houseguest, just run the washcloth under the faucet for a few seconds so it appears as if you have used it. That way, when I'm picking up after you leave, I will feel confident that my washcloth was used.
I will say this: about 10 o'clock last night, I was standing next to Meredith and said she smelled good and wondered how it can be 10 o'clock and she still smells good so maybe there's something to this non-washcloth thing.