Just got my umpteenth call from India -- yes, from the Microsoft Technical Center -- telling me that not only is my computer being hacked, it is sending out viruses to everyone in my address book. Then he said, "Are you aware of this problem?" and I said, "Yes, but I have another problem."
He asked what it is, and I said, "The guy in India who is a scammer keeps calling me lying about my computer."
I think I'm so damn funny. Really enjoyed myself!