Overheard on the Street

I was returning home today at 3 pm, just as a grade school (or whatever they call it these days) let out in the next block. There was a cute little boy walking with his mother who said to her (in a sincere way) as I passed, "One thing I didn't know about second grade is that you can't get up whenever you want."

This is how it starts. First, you can't get up whenever you want; Next... well you know how it goes.