Beware of what you find in the "clearance" section

I always check out the clearance section of websites where I'm buying something since I love me a good bargain... but when I was doing that today and found this... well, this is NOT a joke and is a real book.

First I sent it to Barbara and told her this is what I'm NOT getting her for Christmas. (/She replied thank you.) And I was so taken with it that I sent it to a few friends, among them Fran, whose Angelina saw the email and responded, "My fur is NOT for crafting." Well, excuse me. Don't know what MIlo thinks...