Just as I Un-crabbed myself

Got another call... with the Patricia? followed by "It's harder to get a hold of you than to get my kids to clean their room" followed by this hearty fake chuckle. She kept on talking "I'm with the Children's Cancer Network" or some such and I said, "STOP, STOP, STOP" and said I"ve heard all the jokes and I don't like them so please put me on your don't call list. To her credit, she dropped the mask, said she would, and apologized.