Mean Girls

Got an email from my (so called) best friend taunting me and saying "Guess where we are." I looked at the photo and saw:

J'd know those cheesy biscuits anywhere... Fran and Mary slunk off to Red Lobster... and so I played the poor pitiful me card and said that I had just had a can of Progresso soup and a stale bagel which I had to toast to de-stale it.

Think there was any compassion? No.

Fran responds:

We have this gruel to eat. Yuk. Lobster, shrimp, salmon, mashed potatoes corn and green beans.  We are longing for a can of Progresso soup and a stale bagel....

As I said, MEAN GIRLS!