Worst Present Ever?

A friend of mine has a sister-in-law who looks down on her because she is not married. Poor thing and all that, you know. A few years back, the sister in law gave my friend some of that Spode Christmas dishware -- this stuff:



So far, so good, right? Here's the rub. The SIL gave my friend service for ONE with the warm wishes that she should be able to celebrate Christmas too on her own. I had optimistically pointed out that maybe the SIL was planning to give her one place setting each year, but no, it was so my friend could set her lonely Christmas table and try to feel like a normal person.

Just now saw the present I hope is not under my tree. It's a Justin Bieber Singing Toothbrush:

Any horrible gifts in your past?